Hi I’m Carly and I push away every guy that walks into my life who I actually deserve. I only fall for guys that treat me like crap or have no future.

This time, I’m going to change that. Or at least I’m going to try

I just used my ex boyfriends toothbrush to scrub my tub. Thank you for contributing something to my life.


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Me

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cassierolee:

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jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

I want it

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I’ve gotten really good at understanding, controlling, and dealing with my own emotions. Idk I feel like this is what it means to be an adult. 

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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine


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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.